There's been a lot of crazy heavy Trump screw ups during his first week in office. And there are new ones I could tell you about today. But in an effort to help us all keep our sanity, I offer a bit of humor instead. You see, it seems Donald Trump had some trouble recently closing his pen during one ...

(Credit: SDASM Archives, Flickr Creative Commons) Just take a second to let the ridiculousness of that headline sink in. Bear in mind it's not click bait. Thanks in no small part to the utter instability of Donald Trump and the fact that he now has the power to unleash America's nuclear arsenal whenever the wrong person criticizes him ...

(Credit: Twitter screengrab, @hrw) Sen. John McCain is a man who knows a thing or two about torture. Because he experienced it firsthand for 5 1/2 years as a POW during the Vietnam War. Along with the Senate Intelligence Committee, he's been vehement that torture does not work and should not be practiced by the United States even if ...

(Credit: Twitter screengrab, @huffingtonpost) Yesterday, we learned that "alternative facts" are now a thing. Today, we can add to that list "alternative studies" and "alternative evidence." Although, Press Secretary Sean Spicer didn't use those exact words, probably because the more accurate term would be "no studies" and "no evidence." Once again, even though he is now officially the President ...

(Credit: Twitter screengrab, @USRealityCheck) So, technically this happened yesterday, but I wanted to wait for it to be confirmed before sharing because, you know, journalistic standards and what not. Anywho, yesterday while pitching his alternative facts to the CIA, Donald brought a few - PAID, I can't emphasize how important it is to remember these staffers are effectively being ...

(Credit: Twitter screen grab, @PeterAlexander) Remembering stuff is hard. Especially when you're the President of the United States of you've got all kinds of things going through your mind all the time like, "What did Rosie O'Donnell say about me on Twitter today?" or "Do we have the new alternative facts & figures in yet for my ...

(Credit: Twitter Screengrab, @NYDailyNews) Just when you thought Donald Trump had scaled the heights of absurdity, he climbed a little higher today. A day after shoving his press secretary out in front of the media to lie about his inauguration attendance numbers, Trump sent out his surrogates to complain to the media that they - the media ...

One of the great things about our country (or any democratic country for that matter) is the press' ability to access the President directly (or at least his administration) and ask questions. Routine as it may be to most of us at this point, the White House press conference is an important part of keeping the ...

I have to be honest with you. I thought for sure I just going to be writing one post today. I mean, how much can you screw up in one day? Of course, when the subject is Donald Trump, the answer is "a lot" and I'm stupid for assuming otherwise. So, what else did he do today? Well, according ...

(Credit: Gage Skidmore, Flickr Creative Commons) Today, Donald Jackass Trump (that's what the "J" stands for, right?) officially - and depressingly - became the 45th President of the United States. The ironic thing is he never really wanted to be President in the first place. Like most things in his life, it was an offensive publicity stunt. Except ...