Remembering stuff is hard.
Especially when you’re the President of the United States of you’ve got all kinds of things going through your mind all the time like, “What did Rosie O’Donnell say about me on Twitter today?” or “Do we have the new alternative facts & figures in yet for my inauguration attendance?”
In this midst of all this important contemplation, Trump forgot about his secret plan to defeat ISIS and is now calling on his defense chiefs to put one together for him via an Executive Order.
You remember his secret plan, right?
The one he swore up and down on the campaign trail he had but couldn’t tell us about because obviously defeating a highly organized terrorist group is basically the same thing as capture the flag and if they know you’re coming, you can’t get their flag.